Ed Note: First off, I apologize for needing to excuse our poor debating "skills." This is not a debate. This is a conversation between two people who should be more medicated. So, if you know a good mental health specialist, who treats schizophrenia, please pass along his or her information. Thank you and be careful.
Corban: Do we have enough players tonight?
me: I think so.
Corban: okAny ideas on who's catching?
me: Nope.
Corban: Do you know anything?
me: I know that it's harder than it looks to replace an eyeball.
Corban: (giggling)
You can't just pop it back in?
Suprising.
me: Do you know what is more surprising?
Corban: That I forgot how to spell surprising?
me: Nope, having your eye pop out.
Corban: It happens.
me: Let me tell you something. If someone tells you to close your mouth, pinch your nose and blow really hard, don't.
Corban: Sound advice.
I heard that if you don't close your eyes when you sneeze you can blow an eyeball out as well.
me: Strangely enough, that is actually where hernias come from.
Corban: There isn't a hernia gremlin that delivers them in the night to naughty kids?
Mom lied.
me: She never told me that one.
Oh yeah, it's because she liked me.
Corban: My mother-in-law used to tell her children that if they weren't good that gypsies would come and steal them.
And not the cool gypsies like in the Disney version of Pinocchio.
More like the evil gypsies from the Italian subways.
me: Is that a sandwich choice at Italian Subways? Evil gypsies?
Corban: Yeah, it's on their secret menu.
It's basically a Spicy Italian with Ex-Lax.
me: So, the sandwich lures you in with flash and spice, then steals your dignity?
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Corban: If you really like the Gypsy @ Subway I suggest you also get two of the Immodium/white chocolate chip cookies.
You can get them in the meal deal.
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me: That's one hell of a meal deal.
It's called the Ethnic Cleanser Meal.
What the Cher?
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