(Like most of the Beg the Differs, this does not approach a debate. In fact, we are not really sure what to call it. This is only barely sports-related. Still, you'll be happy to know that we avoided all of our Frequently Despised Sports Terms. The deep question invoked in this tome is "What is my Wu-Tang name?")
me: My Wu Tang name is Bilious Bad Janitah.
Yours is 100-Watt Warlock.
Corban: How do you find these out?
me: A Wu Name Generator.
Coulter's is Ol` Mucky Terrahawk.
Zach's is Spunky Misunderstood Genius.
Shad's is Half-Cut Skeleton.
me:
My boss's is Flailing Fanatical Killer.
I think I'll keep that one to myself.
I think I'll keep that one to myself.
me:
Grandma Gibson is Big Wicker Ventriloquist.
me:
Your wife's is Homicidal Terrahawk.
I would keep that one between us also.
Your youngest daughter's is Temporary Spastic.
Corban: Very appropriate.
me: Nino's is Superintendent God-Botherer.
If I put my middle name as my second name instead of my last name mine is actually Gorky`s Zygotic Glove Puppet.
If I do the same for Zach, he's Ol` Filthy, Sweaty Bastard.
The same for you, Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah.
The same for Shad is, I'm not making any of this up, Big Gay Mule.
Eli is Womanly Panther.
Corban: I'm in tears.
We could make an article of this by putting in athlete's names.
Put in Obama, Biden, McCain and Palin.
me: Palin is Erratic Assassin.
Oddly enough McCain is the same.
Obama is Ultra-Chronic Monstah.
Joe Biden is Ungrateful Ninja.
Corban: Moe Szylak.
me: Cybernetic Tiger.
Perhaps I should keep this one from you, but John Elway's is Asthmatic Enemy of God.
Corban: You're a lying bastard.
me: No, that's Bill Romanowski.
Dick Cheney is
Top-Heavy Hookjaw.
Top-Heavy Hookjaw.
me: You have the same WuName as Fuquan Abduljahari.
Corban: Who's that?
me: I don't know, I just made it up.
If I only put in your first name you are Tha Roly-Poly.
Corban: That could be my gladiator name.
me: If I only put in Zach's first name he is Bigoted.
But as Zachariah he is suddenly Drug-Addled.
Josh alone is Machiavellian.
The Differ is New Fast Automatic F-REEK.
Corban: You should put that on the banner.
me: Absotively.
This will go on as a completely unnecessary Beg the Differ Short to introduce the new (and likely very temporary) subtitle for the Blog.
A.J. Pace's is Chocolatey Shatner.
My fantasy team's is Action-Packed Mentallist.
Corban: You must not have much work to do today.
What's Ron Artest?
me: Tell that to all of the people calling.
Lazy-Assed Destroyer.
Sorry, that was Ol' Dirty Bastard's.
Ron Artest's is Tha 23rd Buchan
Corban: lame. TO?
me: Dubious Masturbatah-X
Corban: That's awesome.
Pacman Jones?
me: Chad Johnson's is Cheeky Delinquent.
But, change Johnson to Ocho Cinco and he's Alarmingly-Named Wolfman.
But, change Johnson to Ocho Cinco and he's Alarmingly-Named Wolfman.
Pacman Jones- Dizzy Cow.
Wow, John Stockton's is Tha Visible Choirboy.
While, oddly, Jeff Hornacek is Gratuitous F-REEK.
Jay Cutler is My Cousin the Wife-Beatah.
Deion Sanders is Inscrutable Drama Queen.
Michael Irvin is Greasy Choirboy (I guess that's the Bizarro-Stockton).
Michael Jordan is Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin.
So, extremely effeminate ninja.
Corban: Karl Malone?
me: Excitable Misunderstood Genius.
Somehow Andrei Kirilenko is Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist.
Matt Harpring wins, his is Officer Stinkah.
Correction, Ronnie Brewer wins, his is Violent Toilet Thing.
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