Thursday, March 5, 2009

Snap Judgment: T.O. Tossed in the Dumpster


So, Terrell Owens is no longer Cowboy. I'm not sure how to feel about this. I mean, they seemed to deserve each other. I get all too much pleasure seeing Jerry Jones sign delinquents. But, T.O.'s obvious bipolar disorder (or Dissociative Identity Disorder) gives him a little sympathy on my part. I know, that was a dumb thing for me to say. After all I'm supposed to deride the obvious basket case as being a "locker room cancer" (whatever that means) and a selfish player. Yet, no matter how hard I try I cannot help but see the caring man beneath the facade of pomposity and exhibitionism. I'm not being at all facetious. I think T.O. is a good guy when out of the spotlight. He just needs help to re-align his personalities. Which would pave his way to Soldier Field. Our locker room did just get less interesting with the departure of Sexy Rexy.

On a slightly related note, is it TARE-ul or is it tur-ELL? Or is it both depending on whether it's public TO or private TO?

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