The newly appointed editor-in-chief of this illustrious blog recently posted his top ten albums of 2010. Am I the only one that thinks that these types of lists are too constricting? I mean, come on, my four year old or a poorly trained chimpanzee (I challenge you to take the four year old to the grocery store and tell me there's a difference between the two) could put together a list of ten albums from any given year. I therefore offer up my Top Ten list of best things of all-time.
11. Fantasy football.
10. Neil Diamond. I respect any Jewish person willing to put out a Christmas album.
9. Justin Timberlake. Is there anything he can't do?
8. John Oliver/Andy Zaltzman. Subscribe to "The Bugle" podcast on iTunes. Just do it. You'll thank me.
7. Mexican Coke (that would be Coca-Cola from Mexico, not the other kind).
6. Pizza from Settebello in the SLC.
5. Field of Dreams. If you don't shed a tear when Archie "Moonlight" Graham gives up the game and crosses the line to become Doc Graham and save that little girl's life then I pity you. You are an empty, broken shell of a human being.
4. Dave Matthews Band
3a. Rec league slow pitch softball
3b. The Simpsons, 1992-1998.
2. Sitting at a ballpark with a Coke, a hot dog, and family on a summer night.
1. See #2 but add a baseball game.
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